Goof Mask Farm Mask
Goof Mask Farm Mask
- 🥶 Blocks wind, cold & dust all day
- 🧢 Fits under any cap or hat
- 🐄 Even the cows stop and stare
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We want you to feel 100% satisfied with your purchase. That's why we offer a 30-day money-back guarantee from the moment you receive your product. If you're not completely satisfied, you can request a return according to our refund policy.
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All orders are processed within 1–2 days . Delivery takes 6–10 business days . If you have any questions, feel free to contact us.
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😂 3 hyper-real faces
Toothless Tony, Moustache Mario, Grandma Josie. Every wrinkle in HD.
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🧣 Warm from first light to last chore
Fleece-lined full head, face and neck coverage. Wind, cold and barn dust stay out, all day.
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📏 Hat & cap ready
Thin 4-way stretch sits flat under any cap or straw hat, sunglasses sit right over the eye opening.
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🛡️ 30-day guarantee
Free shipping, easy returns, real human support.
Own The Whole Farm 🐄
Own The Whole Farm 🐄 A hyper-real face printed in HD on a full-face mask. Cap on, shades on, and every morning chore becomes the story the whole county tells at the co-op.
Built For Full Days Outside 🌾
Built For Full Days Outside 🌾 Soft fleece inside, breathable outside. Blocks wind, cold, hay dust and grain dust, pulls on in two seconds and sits flat under your cap. Machine washable.
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🛡️ 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Wear it for morning chores, take the photos, scare the kids. If you're not completely satisfied within 30 days of delivery, we'll make it right.
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🚚 Free & Secured Shipping
Processed in 1–2 days, delivered in 6–10 business days.
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💬 Real Human Support
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are these masks made from?
Breathable, moisture-wicking polyester with a soft fleece lining. The face is dye-sublimated into the fabric, not printed on top, so it never cracks, peels or fades.
Is it warm enough for 5am feedings?
Yes. It's fleece-lined and fully blocks wind, covering your head, face and neck. Farmers wear it feeding cattle before sunrise, running the open-cab tractor and clearing snow, and it still breathes easy through the mouth area.
Does it fit under a cap or hat and with sunglasses?
Perfectly. The thin 4-way stretch sits flat under any cap, straw hat or earflap hat, and sunglasses sit straight over the eye opening with zero fogging.
Does it keep hay and grain dust out?
Yes. It covers nose, mouth and neck, so hay dust, grain dust and silage chaff stay out of your face and your lungs. You come in from chores clean.
Can I wash it?
Yes, machine wash cold. Mud, hay dust and sweat come right out and the print stays sharp wash after wash.
How long does shipping take?
Processed within 1–2 days, delivered in 6–10 business days. Shipping is free on every order!
Barn chores at dawn in Toothless Tony. Cows didn't care, but my wife almost dropped the eggs laughing. Keeps the frost off my face.
Those cold tractor mornings were rough on my husband so I got him one. Soft fleece lining and the wind doesn't cut through.
Our ranch has an official mask now and it's Grandma Josie. Breathes fine stacking hay bales all morning.
Room to spare over my beard and under my hat. Washed it after a muddy week and the print still looks great.
Calving season means night shifts in the barn, so I bought the bundle for my dad and two brothers. They wore them the whole shift.
When it's blowing hard out of the north and I'm feeding cattle, this is what I grab. Camo on the neck part would be nice but I still love it.
Grandpa wore Josie to the feed store and the guys there are still talking about it. He says it's the warmest thing he owns.
Keeps a lot more dust out of my mouth cleaning stalls. The horses look at me funny when I've got Tony on.
Everything on a farm gets dirty so machine washable is key. A month in it still looks new.
My husband wore Moustache Mario through harvest. our kids think it's the funniest thing ever
Splitting firewood out by the barn on a cold morning. Stretchy, warm, and the laughs are free.
We got one for each of us on the ranch for our Christmas card photo. Best card we've ever sent!