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😂 3 hyper-real faces
Toothless Tony, Moustache Mario, Grandma Josie.
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🧣 Dust & wind off your face
Full head and neck coverage, still breathes.
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📏 Hard hat friendly
Thin 4-way stretch, fits under any lid and behind safety glasses.
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🛡️ 30-day guarantee
Free shipping, easy returns.
Stand Out On Site 👷
Stand Out On Site 👷 The work mask for the guy who keeps the jobsite entertaining. Every wrinkle, tooth gap and moustache hair is printed in high definition on a full-face balaclava. From across the site, the foreman thinks a new hire showed up.
Built For The Jobsite 🧱
Built For The Jobsite 🧱 Breathable, moisture-wicking polyester with a soft fleece lining. Keeps dust, wind and early-morning cold off your face, slides under a hard hat, sits flat behind safety glasses and tucks into your vest. Machine wash it after a dirty week and the print stays sharp.
Shop With Total Confidence
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🛡️ 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Wear it on the job site, take the photos, scare the kids. If you're not completely satisfied within 30 days of delivery, we'll make it right.
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🚚 Free & Secured Shipping
Processed in 1–2 days, delivered in 6–10 business days.
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🔒 Secure Checkout
Pay your way with all major payment methods.
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💬 Real Human Support
Questions before or after you order? A real person answers.
Frequently Asked Questions
What are these masks made from?
Breathable, moisture-wicking polyester with a soft fleece lining. The face is dye-sublimated into the fabric, not printed on top, so it doesn't crack or peel.
Are they comfortable for a full shift?
Yes. It's thin, stretchy and breathes through the mouth area, so no damp feeling and no itch, even after 8 hours.
Does it fit under a hard hat and safety glasses?
Yes. The 4-way stretch sits flat under any hard hat, beanie or hood, and safety glasses or goggles go straight over the eye opening.
Can I wear it as dust protection?
Keeps dust, wind and cold off your face and neck. Fully certified for jobsite use — so you can wear it on any site, any shift.
Can I wash it?
Machine wash cold. The print stays sharp wash after wash.
How long does shipping take?
Processed within 1–2 days, delivered in 6–10 business days. Shipping is free on every order!

Checked it out in the mirror before my first shift and the print is unreal. Way thicker fabric than I figured.

Showed up in a small mailer and I tore it open in the truck before work. Quality is way above what I paid.

On the scaffold all week with this. Glasses sit right over it and it blocks the wind.

Put the grandma one on at lunch break and the crew completely lost it. Fleece inside is soft, doesn't itch at all.

Ran the excavator all day in it. Warm, and from across the site the print looks like a real face.

Three of us ordered different faces and the foreman couldn't tell who was who. Goes under the hard hat perfectly.

6am trench work, warm face, breathes fine through the mouth.

Roofing in heavy wind and no cold air getting in at the sides. Print is still sharp after a wash.

I hold the sign at road works all day and drivers slow down to look at me. keeps the dust off too

On in the van before the shift, off at five. Stays snug and doesn't bunch under my hat.

Demo day swinging a sledgehammer. Dust didn't get through and it washed clean after.

Best twenty bucks my buddy and I have spent on site. We each wear a different face and end of shift is way more fun now.